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things the Signs should probably stop doing (#1)

zodiac—signs:

Aries: stop doing everything so hastily like there’s no tomorrow, no time to waste. sometimes patience can help you win

Taurus: stop hoarding things just because they remind you of something important

Gemini: stop using your talent with words to mislead others, you can do better

Cancer:

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Most to Least Likely to Have an Orgy (?????)

zodiac—signs:

Aquarius
Sagittarius
Gemini
Pisces
Aries
Leo
Scorpio
Virgo
Cancer
Libra
Capricorn
Taurus

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Most to Least Stubborn (in an argument)

zodiac—signs:

  1. Taurus - don’t even try
  2. Scorpio - jeez
  3. Leo - "I don’t care what you say, blah blah, can’t hear you!!"
  4. Aquarius - if they decide to be Mr. Right, THEY SIMPLY ARE
  5. Capricorn - Mr. Always Knows Best
  6. Aries - "no. no. No. you’re wrong just shut tHE F up"
  7. Cancer - they’ve got a few…
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The Signs Being Hit On By Someone Cute

zodiac—signs:

Aries: 

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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Most to Least Likely to Stalk their Crush Online

zodiac—signs:

  1. Scorpio - you’re THE stalker
  2. Cancer - "stalking, me?! No. It’s called love."
  3. Pisces - you find it necessary in order to not freak out.
  4. Taurus - "just tryna see whatcha doing…"
  5. Gemini - you’re too curious aren’t you
  6. Libra - just because you two are not in the same room doesn’t mean…
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Zoom ichthyologee:

this is too real

ichthyologee:

this is too real

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urtube:

"Learn to take a joke"

Yeah learn to make one

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Zoom nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

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Zoom no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

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deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

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edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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Zoom
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Zoom cuteassboys:

Dietrich

cuteassboys:

Dietrich

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Zoom riches-n-diamonds:

http://riches-n-diamonds.tumblr.com/
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